No, I’m a FLAMINGO! is a simple and silly picture book for anyone who’s ever tried to get a small child dressed and out the door.

When a dad asks his child to please get dressed on a hot summer's day, the answer is clear... no, I’m a flamingo! No, I don’t need shoes... No, I won’t be too hot... I’M A FLAMINGO! This sensible vs silly dynamic between adult and child brings humor and is something every parent will be able to relate to. The double gatefold at the end provides an unexpected twist.